1. Instant Noodles: Yum, dehydrated and salty! Just add water and you have yourself a questionably tasty snack. (It’s not Cup Noodle, Gladio.) This one’s Ramen Sriracha Chicken flavored.
2. Snack-sized Doritos bag + Can of Mountain Dew: Nerf this!
3. Instant Noodles: Yum, dehydrated and salty! Just add water and you have yourself a questionably tasty snack. (It’s not Cup Noodle, Gladio.) This one’s Lime Shrimp flavored.
4. Hatchet Body Spray: Ugh, this stuff is really strong! You're suddenly reminded of locker rooms, for some reason…
5. Admirable Great Strategy Game: It's a game cartridge with a dumb loser game.
6. Whiteboard Markers: A set of five colors: red, blue, black, green, purple, and orange.
7. Pudding Cup: Be sure to refrigerate it until you’re ready to snack on it! This one’s chocolate flavored.
8. Snack-sized Doritos bag + Can of Mountain Dew: Nerf this!
9. Lucky Cat: A small, porcelain cat. Its paw waves at you.
10. JARN: Is it jeans? Or is it yarn? Por que no los dos?
11. Wood Alcohol Bottle: It’s alcohol! Except it can quickly kill you. Exercise caution… or maybe you don’t plan on that?